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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[bertine.livejournal.com]

maybe i should have qualified that more to say "in this area, that aren't married".

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

He's almost not married and is only ten hours away. You have to lower your standards!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i didn't mean he was married just that is a problem that comes up too.

and 10 hours is a long way.

plus he is canadian

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours = seconds when it comes to matters of the heart.

The Canadian thing, though. Whooo. Can't get around that one.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

canada is just a place i don't want to deal with, plus it is 10 hours through wisconsin.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours through Wisconsin is a TREAT! You wouldn't believe the good stock of people they have there.

Plus who doesn't like looking at cows and corn? NOBODY!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, you can't even speed through it, so it is more like a billion hours because everything moves so slow.

i like cheese, i just don't think i need to know that i can buy it at every exit.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

They do that because they don't know just when you'll need gas. People don't typically pull over just to get cheese -- they have places to be!! But if they need gas, they'll probably decide to buy a stick of gouda to pass time.

Smart people, those cheese curdlers.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i can get through wisconsin in 4 hours. what's the deal?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

and taverns. do NOT forget the taverns.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want to tell everyone about the taverns because I like to pretend they're all mine.

Don't need no stinkin' strangers in my home(s).

[moorelock.livejournal.com]

10 hours = eternity when you want a quickie

[bertine.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

brace yourself

[moorelock.livejournal.com]

I'm in your head dood, I know your MIND!

kk take me to sushi now plz.

Re: brace yourself

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that freaks me out. :P

i thought you couldn't???

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

That's why relief pitchers are so handy to have.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

If I were cute enough, she'd make the trip. Yep.

Maybe if I were MORE married.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, remember my issues? i have lots of them.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I were MORE married.

When does that charge fall off of your record, by the way? Soon you'll be a freewheeling bachelor.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Next time you win the lottery, please send me $1200. It's only $Cdn.

At least one of us needs to file, which is $600. And it would cost that same amount for the lawyer to draught the filing.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Based on Friday's currency exchange rate, $1,200 Canadian is US$996.60.

That's a trip to the Bahamas!!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, if she says it's over, she should make some fucking effort. I've done everything to make things as simple and painless as possible.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I agree, but you know how broads are.

[jayp39.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I was about to feel insulted ;p

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i so said that wrong. LOL