(no subject)

[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

Comments

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I just like to turn mine on and watch the cursor blink. I don't know if it can do anything more.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*bnk*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Plus it's fun putting the floppy disks in and taking them out.

Back in the old days, it got a kick out of hearing things save to the floppy.

Such grinding and groaning!! It's like the save was being done with an Etch-A-Sketch.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllll

dude.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i turn around for one minute, and here you are dirty-talking to bertine.

you'll never change.

Re: dude.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'm still reeling from that "it's over" e-mail you sent yesterday morning.

I am so sad.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you get that email every other day. you know it's all just foreplay.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Normally, you just say "it's over!".

Yesterday, it was "it's over!!!!".

Clearly those extra exclamation points mean that it's over now - for realz.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

exclamation points indicate excitement. or arousal. DUH.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Wow! This whole roller coaster of emotions has really stoked the fire.

My loins are burning in a 58% good way.

(the other 42% is you-know-what, but I'll bring protection)

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

um. you told me you were cured.

what's the opposite of exclamation points?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

11 months of the year, I am symptom-free.

The opposite of exclamation points is the seldom used `.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

the grave accent? ok then.

`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
```````````````
`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````.

```````

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

So you meant "it's over````", not "it's over!!!!".

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

well, no. i meant 'it's over!!!!!!!!!'

that is, until i found out about the flare-up. now, it's over`````````````

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Oh my. Now I am going to ache. I was ready for teh luv.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i think i read on the internet that bertine's available.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I didn't make it past her "cute" screen.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

actually, i think you might not be geeky enough.

plus that married thing, though if you were cute and geeky enough i might ignore that.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Have you forgotten that I'm trying to buy into the club?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that is almost enough, like i said, hp 11 is where it is at.

though my knees went weak there.