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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

The way I see it, if she says it's over, she should make some fucking effort. I've done everything to make things as simple and painless as possible.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I agree, but you know how broads are.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Hey, do you MIND?? I'm talking to The Steve.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

just don't group all woman together like that!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Oh, sorry. You're right. Some broads do pay for stuff.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

thank you.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I type before I think.

I am a cancer.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

actually you are a leo/virgo cusp

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Boy, there is no getting around the fact that I'm a wimp, is there?

Virgos are nothing but a batch of babies!! I wanna be TUFF.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

but you are such a cute wimp when you say TUFF

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

CUTE?? WIMP??

I wish I knew how to save face here. I'm going to delete all my comments.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yup, cute, it is just the TUFFNESS that is getting to me.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Not cute. Not a wimp.

TUFF with BIG PIPES!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

big pipes?

hmm....

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Biceps. They're as big as a barrel of beer.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

go on...

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

My forearms fit fine in forty-four inch funnels.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

how do you keep them like that?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Plenty of pulling on pulleys, pushing of people and prying open pop cans.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

what peopel do you push?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Only old octigenarians.

It's fun to try to spell words using fo-ne-ticks.