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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

[bertine.livejournal.com]

maybe i should have qualified that more to say "in this area, that aren't married".

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you're even better at bertine-matchmaking than i am.

i told her if the new guy in the office wasn't my type, should could have him. she can totally have him.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

He's almost not married and is only ten hours away. You have to lower your standards!!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It's a gift. I can't just turn it off.

. . .

I think she should marry your new co-worker.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i didn't mean he was married just that is a problem that comes up too.

and 10 hours is a long way.

plus he is canadian

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours = seconds when it comes to matters of the heart.

The Canadian thing, though. Whooo. Can't get around that one.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

nah, i think not.

anyways, i don't want to get married.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

canada is just a place i don't want to deal with, plus it is 10 hours through wisconsin.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours through Wisconsin is a TREAT! You wouldn't believe the good stock of people they have there.

Plus who doesn't like looking at cows and corn? NOBODY!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

agreed. i'll go buy the invites to the engagement party.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, you can't even speed through it, so it is more like a billion hours because everything moves so slow.

i like cheese, i just don't think i need to know that i can buy it at every exit.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

and taverns. do NOT forget the taverns.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want to tell everyone about the taverns because I like to pretend they're all mine.

Don't need no stinkin' strangers in my home(s).

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'll buy the balloons and the confetti.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

They do that because they don't know just when you'll need gas. People don't typically pull over just to get cheese -- they have places to be!! But if they need gas, they'll probably decide to buy a stick of gouda to pass time.

Smart people, those cheese curdlers.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

so they put GIANT cheese signs up? wouldn't gass make more sense and have the big cheese display up?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Every state has gas stations. Not every state has cheese.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

good point.

i hear california cheese is better... at least the tv tells me that.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Ow!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It may be better, but there's something about being first. That's why I still like my Commodore 64.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

sorry!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i loved my commodore 64 but it broke and i can't find the parts anymore to fix it.

i had to upgrade.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i went to the oconto county fair. i think i saw you there. at the tractor pull, right? yeah, i figured.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I just like to turn mine on and watch the cursor blink. I don't know if it can do anything more.