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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours through Wisconsin is a TREAT! You wouldn't believe the good stock of people they have there.

Plus who doesn't like looking at cows and corn? NOBODY!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, you can't even speed through it, so it is more like a billion hours because everything moves so slow.

i like cheese, i just don't think i need to know that i can buy it at every exit.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

They do that because they don't know just when you'll need gas. People don't typically pull over just to get cheese -- they have places to be!! But if they need gas, they'll probably decide to buy a stick of gouda to pass time.

Smart people, those cheese curdlers.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

so they put GIANT cheese signs up? wouldn't gass make more sense and have the big cheese display up?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Every state has gas stations. Not every state has cheese.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

good point.

i hear california cheese is better... at least the tv tells me that.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It may be better, but there's something about being first. That's why I still like my Commodore 64.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i loved my commodore 64 but it broke and i can't find the parts anymore to fix it.

i had to upgrade.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i can get through wisconsin in 4 hours. what's the deal?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, i am count michigan as part of wisconsin, they are all the same, right?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

uh, no. i wouldn't go so far as to say that.

upper michigan is part of wisconsin, though. lower michigan is part of detroit.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, that is a lot of driving.

i don't like driving.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Michiganders have such big egos that the Yoopers claim Wisconsin belongs to them.

I don't deal much with THOSE guys.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i don't think it's egotism so much as firepower. it's militia country.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

You're right! In Wisconsin, we plant and harvest and drink beer.

In the U.P., they steal our food.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Chicago is a mere 5 hours! We could do the nasty in the Robots Like Us exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

tempting.... very tempting.

one of these days i have to import my rs icon to lj and i'll be able to be a robot too.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Nah. I'm not worth a 5 hour drive, either...

I've been accused of being a robot, because I don't eat ice cream.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

wait. are you propositioning me or bertine?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

and taverns. do NOT forget the taverns.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want to tell everyone about the taverns because I like to pretend they're all mine.

Don't need no stinkin' strangers in my home(s).

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i went to the oconto county fair. i think i saw you there. at the tractor pull, right? yeah, i figured.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

That was me, as a matter of a fact. I thought I recognized you but I didn't think you'd be there. I waved in your general direction but didn't get a response.

I thought I was mistaken.

I took third overall. I'm so HAWT!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

um, i can't believe you missed my 'meet me behind the cattle barn' gesture. i waited there for an hour.

you missed out on a hell of a good time.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I thought you were doing that to the boy you were with.

You know how it is with my lazy eye and all.