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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[bertine.livejournal.com]

i didn't mean he was married just that is a problem that comes up too.

and 10 hours is a long way.

plus he is canadian

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours = seconds when it comes to matters of the heart.

The Canadian thing, though. Whooo. Can't get around that one.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

canada is just a place i don't want to deal with, plus it is 10 hours through wisconsin.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Ten hours through Wisconsin is a TREAT! You wouldn't believe the good stock of people they have there.

Plus who doesn't like looking at cows and corn? NOBODY!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, you can't even speed through it, so it is more like a billion hours because everything moves so slow.

i like cheese, i just don't think i need to know that i can buy it at every exit.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

They do that because they don't know just when you'll need gas. People don't typically pull over just to get cheese -- they have places to be!! But if they need gas, they'll probably decide to buy a stick of gouda to pass time.

Smart people, those cheese curdlers.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

so they put GIANT cheese signs up? wouldn't gass make more sense and have the big cheese display up?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Every state has gas stations. Not every state has cheese.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

good point.

i hear california cheese is better... at least the tv tells me that.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i can get through wisconsin in 4 hours. what's the deal?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, i am count michigan as part of wisconsin, they are all the same, right?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

uh, no. i wouldn't go so far as to say that.

upper michigan is part of wisconsin, though. lower michigan is part of detroit.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, that is a lot of driving.

i don't like driving.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Michiganders have such big egos that the Yoopers claim Wisconsin belongs to them.

I don't deal much with THOSE guys.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Chicago is a mere 5 hours! We could do the nasty in the Robots Like Us exhibit at the Museum of Science and Industry.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

and taverns. do NOT forget the taverns.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want to tell everyone about the taverns because I like to pretend they're all mine.

Don't need no stinkin' strangers in my home(s).

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i went to the oconto county fair. i think i saw you there. at the tractor pull, right? yeah, i figured.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

That was me, as a matter of a fact. I thought I recognized you but I didn't think you'd be there. I waved in your general direction but didn't get a response.

I thought I was mistaken.

I took third overall. I'm so HAWT!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

um, i can't believe you missed my 'meet me behind the cattle barn' gesture. i waited there for an hour.

you missed out on a hell of a good time.

[moorelock.livejournal.com]

10 hours = eternity when you want a quickie

[bertine.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY.

brace yourself

[moorelock.livejournal.com]

I'm in your head dood, I know your MIND!

kk take me to sushi now plz.

Re: brace yourself

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that freaks me out. :P

i thought you couldn't???

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

That's why relief pitchers are so handy to have.