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[bertine]

why are there no cute geeky men out there?

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Hello, Robot!

Wow! We could totally not eat ice cream together.

That would be a great trip to Chicago!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

this is my oldest internet icon. i have used it longer than the bowl of soup.

chicago is fun, but i am booked every weekend until the end of september. :\

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's been so long, I've forgotten everything. I may as well consider myself a virgin again.

Grump! Grump! Grump!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

whatever, you are just whining. that is what masterbation is about, to keep you in practice.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Gasp! But masturbation is a sin!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it is the only way i have been able to get through my period of celibacy

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I feel for you.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i, at least once a week, complain to jenni that i am never going to have sex again.

or, when i am drunk, i do the math of how many times i have had sex and tell her how mnay more times i have to go based on the average from the last 10 years.

it is rather sad that i do this.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, because you make me feel bad when i complain about it having been a week or so.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

exactly!

it isn't that i am not happy for you, i just don't need to hear the details because it has been so long.