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Jul. 12th, 2005 09:33 am
[personal profile] bertine
today i smashed my previous record of 7 mins 22 secs at giving a pint of blood. it now stands at 6 mins 14 secs.

i wonder if there is a way to train myself to go under 5 mins.

Date: 2005-07-12 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
i'm not sure if the race to gush volumes of blood is a wise decision, actually.

Date: 2005-07-12 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
see, i just hate that it takes so long. why can't they vacuum it out of you or something?

Date: 2005-07-12 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
well. i'm guessing because you would die?

Date: 2005-07-12 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
SIGH

i am sure someone could figure a non-lethal way to do it.

did i tell you i am on a short list for being a bone marrow transplant. i am all weirded out by this now.

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Date: 2005-07-12 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
Wow! I didn't realize you were such a sanguine person.

Perhaps you should run around the block a couple times before donating.

Or think about Brad Pitt or something...

Date: 2005-07-12 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
dork!

nah, i think it all has to do with drinking lots and lots of water the day before.

Date: 2005-07-12 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
Drinking water might help, but to keep up your haemoglobin, perhaps you should pump iron?

Ba dum, bum!

Date: 2005-07-12 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
:p

i aake a multi-vitamin. that is good.

Date: 2005-07-12 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
she's actually more choleric. you should see it when she donates bile. goddamn.

Date: 2005-07-12 02:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-12 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
Choleric?

I always get cholera, cholic, and choleric mixed up. Good thing they never come up in conversation.

Until TODAY!!!

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Bertine? Isn't that a Flemish name?

Date: 2005-07-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
i think i'm probably the only human who often discusses the four humours, actually. hmm.

'bertine' comes from the sanskrit word 'bahteen', meaning 'squeaky'.

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Date: 2005-07-12 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharya.livejournal.com
Every single time the blood drive has come around, I've been sick. Now I guess I won't be giving anything for a while now eh?

Date: 2005-07-12 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
i am not sure, can you give blood while you know?

Date: 2005-07-13 01:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-07-12 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jayp39.livejournal.com
I have never timed myself, but I have managed to give blood so fast that I almost passed out...

Date: 2005-07-12 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
LOL

i have never passed out while givng blood but i did afterward once when it was really hot. it wouldn't have been so bad if i hadn't been driving at the time.

Date: 2005-07-12 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ludomancer.livejournal.com
I hear the Samurai had a pretty neat trick for this.

Date: 2005-07-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
oh, really... i need to find a samurai to teach me the trick of blood giving

Date: 2005-07-12 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
i am just the samurai you've been looking for.

wait til i get a sword that's not wooden, though.

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Date: 2005-07-12 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com
*so squeamish*

I will do the passing out for you. Give as much blood as you like!

Date: 2005-07-12 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
LOL

it isn't that bad! i do it every couple of months or so.

Date: 2005-07-12 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com
I almost pass out if I ger a blister on my foot.
I have no tolerance for icky gooey stuff.

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Date: 2005-07-12 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexir0x.livejournal.com
i think the only way you could do that is either a)with a broken beer bottleneck, or b) an IV drug habit. or a fairy that grants good-will wishes!

Date: 2005-07-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
i'll take on fairy!

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