i'm sick of summary numbers

[bertine]

so ask me a secret anonymous question. all tracking stuff is turned off and comments aren't screened. fell free to ask me a none anonymous question too.

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[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it's one of the few breakfast foods i can eat. also, i know who you are and you're totally going in the wall, since i promised bertine i wouldn't do the cask of amontillado bit on her. YESSSS!

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

dude, these bitches are ROUGH with their paint scraping tools. you better not fuck with them, yo.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you totally forgot my mad skillz with the crowbar.

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

you should have your own crowbar using show on HGTV.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i love hgtv.

[(Anonymous)]

You know who I am? I've been wondering who I am for years!

You could have saved me lots of time at the shrink, you know, and thousands of dollars on misspent road trips "finding myself."

why didn't you tell me sooner? Sheesh!