i'm sick of summary numbers

[bertine]

so ask me a secret anonymous question. all tracking stuff is turned off and comments aren't screened. fell free to ask me a none anonymous question too.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm skeptical about the interdictor blog. How is he able to secure diesel for their operations while the rest of the city is flooded? How can these trucks find their way through the rubble? Why do that WANT to do this just so they can keep their database up?

I'm afraid to say it out loud because no one likes a cynic in times like these.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Bertine;

What do you find to be the most attractive part on a guy? Does size really matter?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm skeptical as well. I don't wanna be an ass about it, but I can't help but think that diesel fuel could be put to a lot better use than making sure a database is up and running.

No offense to all of the database-lovers, of course!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even heard of that. i would be skeptical too.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I agree

[(Anonymous)]

No kidding. All these worries about fuel shortages and interruption of oil rigs and plants, but better make sure that database is running for a barrage of updates!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

size doesn't matter.

the thing i find the most attractive about a guy is their smell. some guys have this smell that i just want to surrond myself with. after that, it is hands.

[(Anonymous)]

I smell like sandalwood.

[(Anonymous)]

which of your siblings do you get along with the best?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

one of my favorites.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

serinia but i get along with all of them really well.

[(Anonymous)]

do you ever want to punch f_o_n_y in the throat just because sometimes her sheer awesomeness becomes overwhelming??

there's a right and wrong answer to this question, just fyi.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

no, i don't

however, i would like to clarify that she isn't always full of sheer awesomeness. she is a person just like anyone else, and at times, he awesomeness is at normal levels.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Bertine;

This anonymous thing has been done to death in recent weeks. Do you feel like this is in some way the blog equivelant of jumping the shark, to enable anonymous posting in such manner as this? Honestly, I've run out of things to anonymously confess. My life just isn't that interesting and I've already posted most of the embaressing details of my little life in my regular journal. Should I make something up? Or should I come clean about the orgy I had at my place last week that I didn't post about? That was really hott.

-A. Nony Mouse

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't want you to confess, i want you to ask me questions.

however, maybe you just confessed that you don't really know how to read and comprehend.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i'm pretty sure you failed that test. now you owe me brunch.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol

i am sure i owe you brunch for not leavign the state this weekend anyways.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha. SLAM.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I had publicly confessed that ages ago.

Are you really worried about f_o_n_y's threat to build you into a wall in your new condo? I would be. She's scary. Awesome, but scary.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

the country, even.

i was going to do this on my next post on cm. therefore, i hate you now.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU? you're next on the list.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i wasn't sure if it was too mean.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

so, what you are saying is that you live your life publicly declaring everything? hmm...


no, i am not worried about f_o_n_y's threat. If she did that she wouldn't have me to go to brunch with anymore.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

the question thing? i sort of did it already on bertine.org but i really hate these numbers today.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

there's no such thing as mean on lj, because common courtesy and other human niceties are exempted.