i'm sick of summary numbers

[bertine]

so ask me a secret anonymous question. all tracking stuff is turned off and comments aren't screened. fell free to ask me a none anonymous question too.

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm skeptical about the interdictor blog. How is he able to secure diesel for their operations while the rest of the city is flooded? How can these trucks find their way through the rubble? Why do that WANT to do this just so they can keep their database up?

I'm afraid to say it out loud because no one likes a cynic in times like these.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm skeptical as well. I don't wanna be an ass about it, but I can't help but think that diesel fuel could be put to a lot better use than making sure a database is up and running.

No offense to all of the database-lovers, of course!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even heard of that. i would be skeptical too.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Bertine;

What do you find to be the most attractive part on a guy? Does size really matter?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

size doesn't matter.

the thing i find the most attractive about a guy is their smell. some guys have this smell that i just want to surrond myself with. after that, it is hands.

[(Anonymous)]

which of your siblings do you get along with the best?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

serinia but i get along with all of them really well.

[(Anonymous)]

do you ever want to punch f_o_n_y in the throat just because sometimes her sheer awesomeness becomes overwhelming??

there's a right and wrong answer to this question, just fyi.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

no, i don't

however, i would like to clarify that she isn't always full of sheer awesomeness. she is a person just like anyone else, and at times, he awesomeness is at normal levels.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Bertine;

This anonymous thing has been done to death in recent weeks. Do you feel like this is in some way the blog equivelant of jumping the shark, to enable anonymous posting in such manner as this? Honestly, I've run out of things to anonymously confess. My life just isn't that interesting and I've already posted most of the embaressing details of my little life in my regular journal. Should I make something up? Or should I come clean about the orgy I had at my place last week that I didn't post about? That was really hott.

-A. Nony Mouse

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't want you to confess, i want you to ask me questions.

however, maybe you just confessed that you don't really know how to read and comprehend.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'm too busy staring at your icon to think of any questions.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

come on, i love talking about myself.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

also, i am going to make a couple new ones soon.

[(Anonymous)]

How tall are you?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

68.5 inches

[(Anonymous)]

Aha! I have a good question.

Dear Ms Bertine;

Who is the actor you have a crush on? I suspect it's someone like Brad Pitt or Ed Norton. But I hope it's someone hot like Richard Gere, or cool like Christopher Walken.

- Anon.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well...

i have lots of crushes both brad pitt and ed norton have their moments, however, i wouldn't go to a movie just for them. i do like to look at jude law. vin diesel is up there on my list of people i would pay to watch, i also like harrison ford, mostly when he was younger.

however, my biggest movie crush of all time is steve mcqueen. esp in the great escape.

[(Anonymous)]

When is the last time you had sex with a man in a rubber mask?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

never, rubber makes me break out in hives.

Stuff anonymous, I am proud of my nosiness

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

How many attatched men have you slept with, and how many totally single guys?

Re: Stuff anonymous, I am proud of my nosiness

[bertine.livejournal.com]

depends on what you consider attached and what you consider single is.

it also depends on what you consider "slept with"

[lexir0x.livejournal.com]

what's the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i have thought about this all weekend and i just don't know. odd.

[(Anonymous)]

dear bertine,

i just farted into the orange poodle pillow. =)