today

[bertine]

i hate all men.

ALL OF THEM

of course this might have to do with the fact that i am sick and i hate almost all people but i work with only men.

sigh.

Comments

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want mine to be all stretched out and worn; I want to feel like a virgin again.

Leather lips = not attractive to the type of men I'm going to get.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it's all about the kegels. DUH. oh, you wouldn't know that because you're still a man. and also bertine hates you.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yup, i hate all men. i am going to crawl into my condo with my laptop and never come out again.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you're just gonna end up chatting with samn if you do.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

or someone else on the internet.

at least i wouldn't have to deal with real people.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

oh yeah! i keep forgetting the internet isn't real!!!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, it isn't

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

So that means I'm not hated then?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i never hated you. i can't speak for bertine, although if she paid me cash, i would.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

maybe, i am not sure, i haven't made a fool out of myself over you yet so, no, you aren't hated.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Well, if you try really hard, I'm sure you can learn to hate me, too.

I sometimes leave the toilet seat up
I don't pull my weeds, or I pull them and leave them.
I speed up and slow down when I drive
I leave read books in piles wherever I sit
I keep useless shit, like manual typewriters with no writing on the keys

See? I'm a man, too.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I do Kegels whenever I'm at a party. Don't want to break the seal too early or you end up going every five minutes.

I'm so ready to be a woman I just started my period two days early.

and also bertine hates you.

Everybody does.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i'm trying to picture you with added mood swings.

man.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It's going to be a roller coaster, that's for sure. I'm not exactly Stable Sam, am I?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you'll be like me!

we can be sisters!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

ok, one of us needs to change our icon. and i think that 'one of us' means YOU.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

but i like dick

that and i forgot i had changed it.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

we all like dick. but i yoinked him.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I want to be the sister who is known around town as the "slutty one".

This rules.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

trust me, you will get that title. i'll be known as "the nun".

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I just got some two minutes ago from the UPS guy.

HOT!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you will be...

exactly
like
us.

JOIN US.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do different as a woman yet -- I haven't taken the classes.

Can I still eat with a fork in one hand and spoon in the other?

And is it okay if I grip the handles with a balled up fist?

I know that farting and burping is okay as a woman, but what else do I need to know?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

how the hell should i know? i'm a poor excuse for a chick.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Fiddling with bra straps regularly is a must.