today

[bertine]

i hate all men.

ALL OF THEM

of course this might have to do with the fact that i am sick and i hate almost all people but i work with only men.

sigh.

Comments

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone getting sick??
You need another holiday. And some nice weather. And some sex!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't know why but all of those would be nice.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Good thing my gender reassignment is almost complete.

A few more shots of estrogen and the insertion of a vaginal canal and I'm all woman.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

good, then i don't hate you. though i do love dick

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Well, I have mine in a jar above the mantel. You can have it now that I won't be needing it any longer.

Don't you just love Gap's fashion lineup for the summer? I'm all, oh mah GAWD!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

can you get that on ebay?

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

what? a vaginal canal?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'm just buying a Pocket Pu**y from Sexx World and having them sew that in.

Though I suppose ebay has them as well.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

The added advantage of getting one from ebay is that it has been "tried and tested"

[muskox.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want mine to be all stretched out and worn; I want to feel like a virgin again.

Leather lips = not attractive to the type of men I'm going to get.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think you're probably correct in going with one you know to be unused.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it has just been one of those weeks.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it's all about the kegels. DUH. oh, you wouldn't know that because you're still a man. and also bertine hates you.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yup, i hate all men. i am going to crawl into my condo with my laptop and never come out again.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I do Kegels whenever I'm at a party. Don't want to break the seal too early or you end up going every five minutes.

I'm so ready to be a woman I just started my period two days early.

and also bertine hates you.

Everybody does.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you're just gonna end up chatting with samn if you do.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Some things you can't skimp on. I'd never buy a dress on sale, so why try to save a few bucks on my intimate parts?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i'm trying to picture you with added mood swings.

man.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It's going to be a roller coaster, that's for sure. I'm not exactly Stable Sam, am I?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

or someone else on the internet.

at least i wouldn't have to deal with real people.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you'll be like me!

we can be sisters!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

oh yeah! i keep forgetting the internet isn't real!!!!!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you will be...

exactly
like
us.

JOIN US.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

dude, i got mine with a target gift card. they're FINE. just FINE.

my dick i stole off the internet.