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Jul. 27th, 2005 02:22 pm
[personal profile] bertine
i hate all men.

ALL OF THEM

of course this might have to do with the fact that i am sick and i hate almost all people but i work with only men.

sigh.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huckfinn.livejournal.com
It's going to be a roller coaster, that's for sure. I'm not exactly Stable Sam, am I?

Date: 2005-07-27 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
you'll be like me!

we can be sisters!

Date: 2005-07-27 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
ok, one of us needs to change our icon. and i think that 'one of us' means YOU.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
but i like dick

that and i forgot i had changed it.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
we all like dick. but i yoinked him.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huckfinn.livejournal.com
I want to be the sister who is known around town as the "slutty one".

This rules.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
trust me, you will get that title. i'll be known as "the nun".

Date: 2005-07-27 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huckfinn.livejournal.com
I just got some two minutes ago from the UPS guy.

HOT!

Date: 2005-07-28 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
this proves you're no chick. every girl knows the ups guy isn't hot. it's the fedex guy we're after.

Date: 2005-07-28 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
i haven't had the pleasure of the dhl man's acquaintance!

Date: 2005-07-28 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
actually they aren't that hot.

also, nice t-shirt, is it new?

Date: 2005-07-28 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
yeah, do you like my cock??

my sister got it for me in key west.

Date: 2005-07-28 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
i have another one in red, but it's too big for me.

Date: 2005-07-28 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
that is ok, it will be good over a long-shelve shirt in winter.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
you will be...

exactly
like
us.

JOIN US.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] huckfinn.livejournal.com
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do different as a woman yet -- I haven't taken the classes.

Can I still eat with a fork in one hand and spoon in the other?

And is it okay if I grip the handles with a balled up fist?

I know that farting and burping is okay as a woman, but what else do I need to know?

Date: 2005-07-27 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com
how the hell should i know? i'm a poor excuse for a chick.

Date: 2005-07-27 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com
Fiddling with bra straps regularly is a must.

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