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[bertine]

today i watched too much "faking it" and was feeling super ugly so i played with makeup.

now i am all pretty.

bah

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[-odium-.livejournal.com]

i watched a bunch of it too!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol, i bet you didn't go buy makeup. LOL

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

no no i didn't do makeup. BUT i did have a nmew appreciation for majic. *wink*

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol, sure sure sure.

did you see the chipendale one? i laughed like crazy through that one.

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

yeah i did holy shit. sleezy mutha fuckas they are but that was fuckin FUNNY

[bertine.livejournal.com]

exactly, i just didn't get it but he was so excited about becoming "sexy"

sigh.

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

i was excited about becoming sexy once... i used to be really fat. like a big boy fat. and nobody talked to me much.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yesterday i read harpers bazaar and was feeling super fat, so i vomited repeatedly until i was as bony and unhealthy-looking as those models, and then i went out and whored myself around getting men to buy me expensive things, because my job as a woman is to be a pretty accessory, or perhaps a very expensive pet.

or maybe i just dreamed it?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:P

dork. i liked that stuff, i was all pretty, or at least it made me pretty. plus i found an awesome shirt for 8 dollars.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it looked good. i'm just saying that you shouldn't listen to the teevee, because it lies to you. LIES.

did this shirt say 'talk nerdy to me'? because that's the one you need.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i know that but it was hard to remember while watching it. it is a good thing i don't watch a lot of tv.

no, it was a flowery button down shirt. i am looking for that t-shirt online right nwo

[bertine.livejournal.com]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=talk+nerdy+to+me

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ne-25_N-3530_bt-2_pv-talkingnerdy.11589290

that one's pretty cute.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think i might get that when i get paid, that and a new plinko girl mug

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

dude, the plinko girl logo is... well. hmm.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i know but i loved that mug and i think Antoinette "borrowed" it and lost it.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i'll just remove the skirt from the third girl and it'll be all good.

WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, HOMIE.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um...

but i want the same mug!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

well, the fact that cafepress won't let me upload new pictures will save you this time.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i wouldn't have bought it if it wasn't the same. :\

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

remove the skirt and add a penis! then you got me.

make it a little penis tho.