bertine ([personal profile] bertine) wrote2005-02-27 05:45 pm
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today i watched too much "faking it" and was feeling super ugly so i played with makeup.

now i am all pretty.

bah
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[identity profile] -odium-.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i watched a bunch of it too!

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, i bet you didn't go buy makeup. LOL

[identity profile] -odium-.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
no no i didn't do makeup. BUT i did have a nmew appreciation for majic. *wink*

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
lol, sure sure sure.

did you see the chipendale one? i laughed like crazy through that one.

[identity profile] -odium-.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i did holy shit. sleezy mutha fuckas they are but that was fuckin FUNNY

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
exactly, i just didn't get it but he was so excited about becoming "sexy"

sigh.

[identity profile] -odium-.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
i was excited about becoming sexy once... i used to be really fat. like a big boy fat. and nobody talked to me much.

[identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
yesterday i read harpers bazaar and was feeling super fat, so i vomited repeatedly until i was as bony and unhealthy-looking as those models, and then i went out and whored myself around getting men to buy me expensive things, because my job as a woman is to be a pretty accessory, or perhaps a very expensive pet.

or maybe i just dreamed it?

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
:P

dork. i liked that stuff, i was all pretty, or at least it made me pretty. plus i found an awesome shirt for 8 dollars.

[identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
it looked good. i'm just saying that you shouldn't listen to the teevee, because it lies to you. LIES.

did this shirt say 'talk nerdy to me'? because that's the one you need.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, i know that but it was hard to remember while watching it. it is a good thing i don't watch a lot of tv.

no, it was a flowery button down shirt. i am looking for that t-shirt online right nwo

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, i think i might get that when i get paid, that and a new plinko girl mug

[identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
dude, the plinko girl logo is... well. hmm.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i know but i loved that mug and i think Antoinette "borrowed" it and lost it.

[identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll just remove the skirt from the third girl and it'll be all good.

WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, HOMIE.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
um...

but i want the same mug!

[identity profile] f-o-n-y.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
well, the fact that cafepress won't let me upload new pictures will save you this time.

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2005-02-28 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldn't have bought it if it wasn't the same. :\

[identity profile] -odium-.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
remove the skirt and add a penis! then you got me.

make it a little penis tho.
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