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[bertine]

today i watched too much "faking it" and was feeling super ugly so i played with makeup.

now i am all pretty.

bah

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[-odium-.livejournal.com]

i watched a bunch of it too!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yesterday i read harpers bazaar and was feeling super fat, so i vomited repeatedly until i was as bony and unhealthy-looking as those models, and then i went out and whored myself around getting men to buy me expensive things, because my job as a woman is to be a pretty accessory, or perhaps a very expensive pet.

or maybe i just dreamed it?