Advice

May. 3rd, 2010 08:09 am
bertine: (pi)
[personal profile] bertine
My unsolicited tip of the week:

No matter how much you want to, don't put month old cream in your coffee, especially if you drink your coffee like I do, which is mostly cream. You will regret it.

Date: 2010-05-03 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pallid-regina.livejournal.com
Unpleasant. *pats you gently*

Date: 2010-05-03 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
I don't really want to eat anymore. I think I'll stick to oatmeal for awhile.

Date: 2010-05-03 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to bookmark this entry for future reference.

Date: 2010-05-03 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
I don't think I have had food poisoning in at least 10 years. It wasn't very fun.

Date: 2010-05-03 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com
I've never had food poisoning, so I'm going to have to take your word for it. Though I did apparently have my stomach pumped when I was like 3.

Date: 2010-05-03 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
Why was it pumped?

Date: 2010-05-03 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com
Apparently I was hungry, so I rocked my bed up to a nightstand, climbed on it and ate a whole bottle of fluoride pills.

Date: 2010-05-03 02:09 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-03 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sacramentalist.livejournal.com
curds? no whey!
Edited Date: 2010-05-03 03:16 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-05-03 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absenthine.livejournal.com
I do not doubt that. Did you get chunky coffee today?

Date: 2010-05-04 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
No, I got really sick last night. Sigh.

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