Advice

[bertine]

My unsolicited tip of the week:

No matter how much you want to, don't put month old cream in your coffee, especially if you drink your coffee like I do, which is mostly cream. You will regret it.

Comments

[pallid-regina.livejournal.com]

Unpleasant. *pats you gently*

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to bookmark this entry for future reference.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have had food poisoning in at least 10 years. It wasn't very fun.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I don't really want to eat anymore. I think I'll stick to oatmeal for awhile.

[ctakahara.livejournal.com]

Blech!

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

I've never had food poisoning, so I'm going to have to take your word for it. Though I did apparently have my stomach pumped when I was like 3.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Why was it pumped?

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

Apparently I was hungry, so I rocked my bed up to a nightstand, climbed on it and ate a whole bottle of fluoride pills.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

curds? no whey!

[absenthine.livejournal.com]

I do not doubt that. Did you get chunky coffee today?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

No, I got really sick last night. Sigh.