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[bertine]

whenever i smile in pictures i look so fat.

stupid cheek muscles.

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I don't believe it!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I AM FAT.

or at least i feel like it.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

A friend and I were discussing such matters on the weekend. We both think we are overweight, but think the other is fine. Everyone has a distorted sense of their body image.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, i know i am not overweight, i am pretty happy with my weight, it is the fact that my face is so FAT.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I also have an ugly nose

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with your nose????

Your face would look rather odd without it.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it is a ski slope

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Cool! I ♥ noses. Show us a side photo.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

argh. i think there is one on flickr.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/queen_of_subtle/33971904/

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! You do wear polo!

Hey cutie. You could be the hot sister of someone I know.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I wear polos pretty much everyday.

I am cool that way.

and thank you, even if i think you are all insane. :)

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Nice polo :)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A WIDE FACE!

actually that isn't that bad of a picture

and thank you. :)

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

wasn't that an old SNL schtick?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't know, i never watch snl

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

me either..watched when I was young cuz they said bitch and ass and I thought it was funny...now i am amused by __________

[bertine.livejournal.com]

by ___________________?

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

um..you, other peoples self inflicted misfortunes, my cats, re-runs of Knight Rider, fart jokes, muffins (i'll explain later), lower back tattoos, the one girl who works for that is shit scared of me ...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah.

muffins, girl?

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Muffins = girls that have a "bigger" waist that wear super tight hip huggers so there wiast hangs over making it them look like a muffin from the back

I have a very quiet phillipino who works for me that is scared of me cuz she's like 4 feet tall and I'm like 6'1' and very vocal

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, that is a good name for them. i don't like that style either.

and wow. i suppose that would be a problem.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Pick shores, plz.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

pick shores?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/queen_of_subtle/33971904/

there, FAT

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

That's a big negative, rubber ducky.

H-O-T hot.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

♥

it is still an icky nose and huge cheeks.

but thank you.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

HEY!!! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP IT?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

this was posted before you told me.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

true.

STOP IT ANYWAY.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/queen_of_subtle/33971904/

FAT

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

as the 13-yo says: w/e

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i have no chin

the worst part is that i like my body, just not my face!