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[bertine]

whenever i smile in pictures i look so fat.

stupid cheek muscles.

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[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

um..you, other peoples self inflicted misfortunes, my cats, re-runs of Knight Rider, fart jokes, muffins (i'll explain later), lower back tattoos, the one girl who works for that is shit scared of me ...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah.

muffins, girl?

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Muffins = girls that have a "bigger" waist that wear super tight hip huggers so there wiast hangs over making it them look like a muffin from the back

I have a very quiet phillipino who works for me that is scared of me cuz she's like 4 feet tall and I'm like 6'1' and very vocal

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, that is a good name for them. i don't like that style either.

and wow. i suppose that would be a problem.