adulthood

[bertine]

at what point do you hit adulthood?

i mean, i am eating swedish fish for breakfast, that can't make me an adult.

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[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, that is a good judge, though when pants go up that high it irritates my naval piercing.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I think that adults also do dumb things like no longer wearing naval jewelry.

FIGHT IT, BERTINE! FIGHT IT!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

NO NAVAL JEWERLY! But what would adorn my belly? maybe adults move on to tattoos?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Are you going to move to a trailer?

NO TATTOOS!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol, i am about to upgrade to a double-wide, so maybe tattoos would be the best?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I have a couple of extra flannels if you want to officially join the club.

Re: Jewerly?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

flannels? i think you need to tell me more about this world.

Jewerly: that's what "we" call it

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It's a strange deal. Our club is one you join before you find out about it.

Re: Jewerly: that's what "we" call it

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i am not sure i would do well in your club. i mean, does this mean i have to drop out of grad school?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

It's not required, but recomendid. Of all our members, only three graduated grad school. The rest dropped out, on average, after 4th grad.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, so i could finish up my one last class because dropping out with one class left wouldn't be white trash, it would be more bored white kid.

would i have to grow my hair out and wear heels? i can't really walk in heels.

Jewerly?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Pop for breakfast? Naval jewelry? Tattoos.

Bertine. You are racking up the white-trash points today.

Re: Jewerly?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you know, i don't think i could be white-trash if i tried. i would come off as a poser.

Re: Jewerly?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Nah. Just wear a mullet. And jeans that are too tight.

Then rock out!!!

ooooooooooh
you're half way the-ere
ooooh ooooh
livin' on a prayer!

Re: Jewerly?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol, when i was growing out my hair i had a sort of mullet.

and tight jeans? i don't think i want to be white-trash.