adulthood

[bertine]

at what point do you hit adulthood?

i mean, i am eating swedish fish for breakfast, that can't make me an adult.

Comments

duh.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

when you stop signing all your notes with 'bff'.

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Re: duh.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, what if i was never part of that trend but was more of a candy for breakfast/lunch/dinner girl?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say that sounds exotic, but then I looked it up. It's just a candy. Hmph!

I had a bagel with cream cheese. That would certainly make me an adult, except I washed it down with chocolate milk. Ha!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i think that has less to do with maturity and more with health. you do own two pieces of property (or will soon), have been gainfully employed for years, and are well-educated. i think those things qualify you for adulthood.

Re: duh.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Hmm. She DOES say LOL a lot.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it is really good candy. i love it.

wait, maybe the fact that i was eating it with diet coke makes me an adult!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

she tried to get me to join her no-boys-allowed club. i totally refused.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

dammit, what about wearing underwear with cookie monster on them?

i am feeling un-adult like.

and the candy is good.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

wait! that was you, i am the boy crazy one right now!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

that's more than i needed to know, actually. i have a ton with hello kitty, so that's probably ok.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

your hormones appear to be clouding your memory.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, hello kitty sort of has a different appeal, i didn't ask about those but serinia gave me seasme steet ones and i wanted to know if it was ok to wear those.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think so.

they are sort of out of control right now.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's totally ok as long as you don't announce it to the internet.

oops.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

dammit!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'm a long-time member of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club". I even wrote a woman-hating poem. My misogyny started at a young age.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

That all sounds wrong.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Haha!

C is for... cookie?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

hey, misogyny seems to go a really long way for some people.

you'd better post the poem.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:P

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it is good. i would be eating so chocolate but they were out of it. :(

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

It was a period piece, and 20 years old. I remember saying something about Linda and Yoko breaking up the Beatles. There was something about Wayne Gretsky moving to LA, which was a big deal back then.

Not my best work. I had a lot of anger for such a young man.

"Oh woman, you make me sick
You break my heart, but want my prick"

Actually, maybe it WAS my best work. Sigh.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I figure I'll be an official adult when I start pulling my pants up over my belly button.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, that is a good judge, though when pants go up that high it irritates my naval piercing.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

oh, that is beautiful in a sick-and-wrong sort of way.

anyway, everyone knows women only want men for their money.