Religous Stuff

[bertine]

I am just going to tell you this right now.

1. They didn't find Noah's Ark

2. The Shroud of Turin is nothing more than a really interesting work of art from 14th century.

I am pretty tolerant about most things but I have a pretty short fuse when it comes to items like this since I try to explain to people why it is highly unlikely that the Shroud is genuine or that someone found the Ark. And yes, I am an atheist but it doesn't mean I didn't spend 4 years of college and 2 years of graduate work studying the Catholic church.

Sorry, sometimes facebook gets to me

Comments

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

how could a boat several thousands of years old ever have survived to present day? Wood does not last that long, people.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Clearly, it's a test from God

[damncutekitty.livejournal.com]

Haha...yes it's a test from God. Like dinosaur bones!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Remember that fossilized dinosaur footprint stepping on a human. Trufax.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

There might be shards of wood around, which is what come up in the past but I doubt there would be rooms and whole sections of the the boat left.

Look, there is a video:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2949640/Noahs-Ark-found-in-Turkey.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

[phoenixredux.livejournal.com]

I looked for the video on that link, but then got distracted by Amy Winehouse's newly enhanced cleavage.

Hey! I've got chunks of The One True Ark in my garage! Anybody want a chunk? $150 each!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you one of St Peter's bones I have in storage.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

There is a pile of wood in our backyard that has been there for maybe 8-10 years. It's already so decayed that there's plants growing out of it and it falls apart when you kick it.