Hard

[bertine]

I have to write a paragraph about me for my companies website. this is one of the hardest things i have ever done, i don't know what to write about myself in a business sense. what are my strong suits, what makes people want me to work on their stuff.


argh.

Comments

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

don't forget to put you invented the net! WEB DEVELOPER!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

bertine holmboe showed up one day and just stuck around. hailing from indianapolis, she prefers her cheese cubed on a toothpick, was never an orphan, and believes that good dental hygiene is the key to happiness. should you ask her 'why?', she will reply, 'because yo mama so ugly.' fearless and stronghearted, she simply will not stop until the job is done, or it's lunchtime.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:P

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you know what is sad? that still sounds better than the one i wrote. LOL

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i am your pr person. just leave it all up to me.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think i'll just go with that.

the part about cheese cubes has bearing, right?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

everything is meaningful at the right moment. trust me on this. you will be wealthy and loved the world over within 60 days.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um, loved the world over?

am i going to die a horrible martyr death?

[ctakahara.livejournal.com]

Bertine is cute. That's all you need to know, dumbass, you don't work here. We have her and you don't. Nyah nyah.

I like it.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

that depends. do you want to?

[ispq.livejournal.com]

Remember to include about the cuteness, and the awesomeness. Let us not forget the sexiness either.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOLOL, that seems a little too bragging, don't you?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:D

i might have to use that.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

only if it is a quick and painless death. which never seems to happen, does it?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

well, i think part of the martyrdom thing is the suffering. you know?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

SIGH!

[jayp39.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time there was a girl named Bertine. Her best quality was an internet friend named Jay, who was super cool. Bertine was pretty cool too, but you know, nothing in comparison to Jay. Fortunately, the fact that Jay is the coolest person ever has not prevented Bertine from being a good worker, so we think we'll keep her around...at least until we convince Jay to work for us.

P.S. Raisins are gross.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um...

the raisins part is totally going to make me sound almost as cool as you. :P

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

hard