Hard

[bertine]

I have to write a paragraph about me for my companies website. this is one of the hardest things i have ever done, i don't know what to write about myself in a business sense. what are my strong suits, what makes people want me to work on their stuff.


argh.

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

bertine holmboe showed up one day and just stuck around. hailing from indianapolis, she prefers her cheese cubed on a toothpick, was never an orphan, and believes that good dental hygiene is the key to happiness. should you ask her 'why?', she will reply, 'because yo mama so ugly.' fearless and stronghearted, she simply will not stop until the job is done, or it's lunchtime.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you know what is sad? that still sounds better than the one i wrote. LOL

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i am your pr person. just leave it all up to me.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think i'll just go with that.

the part about cheese cubes has bearing, right?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

everything is meaningful at the right moment. trust me on this. you will be wealthy and loved the world over within 60 days.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um, loved the world over?

am i going to die a horrible martyr death?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

that depends. do you want to?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

only if it is a quick and painless death. which never seems to happen, does it?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

well, i think part of the martyrdom thing is the suffering. you know?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

SIGH!