Shoes

[bertine]

How is it possible that I don't have enough pairs of shoes? Dammit.

Comments

[purplesquirrel.livejournal.com]

Duh. It's because you're a woman.

[posthaste.livejournal.com]

i'm sorry.

"enough pairs of shoes"

cannot compute.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I think it has something to do with having a vajayjay

[chelejean.livejournal.com]

Darlin', there's no such thing as having enough pairs of shoes! :)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Ah, I am becoming more and moge girly everyday!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I used to have enough but when I was trying to find a pair of shoes that would match my dress and would be able to handle going in the grass my collection failed me.

I need some brown boots.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

vajayjay = shoes?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I think I need to go shoe shopping. I need brown boots.

[bella-phenomena.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had enough shoes? I think I used to when I was younger, and more naive. And only needed to go to school and home and hang out. The whole work / adult responsibilities / social life / etc, just makes it so hard to find universal shoes.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I have bought 5 pairs of shoes this summer and I thought I had a good collection but then fall came and I don't have enough shoes again!

Maybe I'll go shopping tomorrow.

Also, these cookies are awesome.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

maybe it's the ovaries. There's something hard-wired in women to have an average of 29 pairs of shoes.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I think I only have 15. No wonder I feel so barren.

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oooo . . cookies. I made corn bread last night that for some reason tasted like banana bread.

I think the girl / shoe problem has more of an issue over time. Like, now I need biking shoes, where as a few years ago, I didn't. And this winter, I'm probably going to need winter boots that can be used w/ snow shows, and other winter gear for going with to walk Gigi.

[bella-phenomena.livejournal.com]

How about I log myself in as myself? Would that be a good way to start the day?

*sigh*

[bertine.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA

I wondered about that.

too much sugar in the corn bread can make it taste like banana bread.

Exactly. I need shoes for specific things.

[polyranger.livejournal.com]

There is NO such thing as enough pairs of shoes. I was up to 23 before I had to trim the herd when I moved it with my wife.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I don't even have that many! Wow. I tend to be ruthless with my shoe collection.