tell me...

[bertine]

your favorite dumb joke.

like this:

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

You just nailed my favourite dumb joke.

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But there's another...

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Two ropes are slithering down the street.

The first one says "Hey! Let's go for a beer across the street." His friend looks at the NO ROPES ALLOWED sign and says "Oh man! They won't serve us."

"Not to worry!" Says the first rope. He then frays out his end and ties it in a knot, and with a "Follow me!" leads his friend into the bar.

He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender puts his hands on his hips. "Hey! Aren't you a rope? Didn't you see the sign? We don't serve your kind here!"

And the rope proudly responds with "Nope! I'm a frayed knot!"