tell me...

[bertine]

your favorite dumb joke.

like this:

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I walked into a bar and promptly told the bartender to pour me ten shots of tequila. The barkeep filled 'em up and put them in front of me.

I chugged them all, one after another. When I was finished, I dropped my head to the floor.

Bartender: "Boy, I've never seen anyone drink tequila so fast. What's the matter, buddy?"
Me: "I only have a dollar on me."

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I dropped my eyes to the floor.