skillz

[bertine]

i have mad rationalization skills and they come in handy as long as i make sure i don't use them for evil.

or if i do use them for evil, that i rationalize my way back to good asap.

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i care not about a rollout. this is not important to me.

i need to go home and make 9 million phone calls. i need a secretary.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i care about the rollout, it is what is important to me, therefore it should be important to you.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

ok, ok. invite the rollout to dinner.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um... no

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

but i've heard so much about him! you two spend so much time together.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it actually has been a series of rollouts.

i plan on dumping him tonight.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

dude. you were just USING him!!!

so wrong.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yup, he was my suga-daddy for this month.

i get a new one tomorrow but tonight i am free!!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you stay the hell away from josh.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i just need a between roll-out fling.

just a little one, soon i'll be on the next rollout and i won't have any spare time because of school.

please?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you can have ron the pirate. or levi. or that scary bouncer guy with the leering eyes. or anonymous guy #1 through 8 million.

you can't have josh.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

but i feel like josh and i know each other.

he almost knows my name.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

he knows you as 'diet coke and small greek salad', which has several letters in common with 'bertine'.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ok, my coworkers are going to think i am even crazier than they thought cause i almost spit up my pop with that.

THANK YOU JENNI

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

my work here is done. it's time to go!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i missed your antics. <3

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, me too. more than i realized.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, it is good to have you back, you haven't teased me like that in ages.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you're the only person i know who missed near-constant haranguing!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that is why we are bff though

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

as long as you don't mind that everyone is my bff at one point or another. i'm fickle.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i am your b²ff²

it is a whole 'nother distinction.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

you and your math brain.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i totally wanted that number thing we say yesterday.

stupid art fair being so expensive!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

it gets suckier and more suburban every year.