adulthood

[bertine]

at what point do you hit adulthood?

i mean, i am eating swedish fish for breakfast, that can't make me an adult.

Comments

duh.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

when you stop signing all your notes with 'bff'.

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Re: duh.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ah, what if i was never part of that trend but was more of a candy for breakfast/lunch/dinner girl?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i think that has less to do with maturity and more with health. you do own two pieces of property (or will soon), have been gainfully employed for years, and are well-educated. i think those things qualify you for adulthood.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

dammit, what about wearing underwear with cookie monster on them?

i am feeling un-adult like.

and the candy is good.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

that's more than i needed to know, actually. i have a ton with hello kitty, so that's probably ok.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, hello kitty sort of has a different appeal, i didn't ask about those but serinia gave me seasme steet ones and i wanted to know if it was ok to wear those.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, it's totally ok as long as you don't announce it to the internet.

oops.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

dammit!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Haha!

C is for... cookie?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:P

Re: duh.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Hmm. She DOES say LOL a lot.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

she tried to get me to join her no-boys-allowed club. i totally refused.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

wait! that was you, i am the boy crazy one right now!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

your hormones appear to be clouding your memory.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think so.

they are sort of out of control right now.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'm a long-time member of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club". I even wrote a woman-hating poem. My misogyny started at a young age.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

hey, misogyny seems to go a really long way for some people.

you'd better post the poem.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

It was a period piece, and 20 years old. I remember saying something about Linda and Yoko breaking up the Beatles. There was something about Wayne Gretsky moving to LA, which was a big deal back then.

Not my best work. I had a lot of anger for such a young man.

"Oh woman, you make me sick
You break my heart, but want my prick"

Actually, maybe it WAS my best work. Sigh.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

oh, that is beautiful in a sick-and-wrong sort of way.

anyway, everyone knows women only want men for their money.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Knowing that, I've focused on plan C: sense of humour.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

that is my tactic, too. i combine it with 'goofy-lookin' and it seems to work pretty damn well.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I have those qualities, yet have been unable to exploit them as of late. Boooo!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

perhaps men are much more appreciative of those qualities! i'm not sure.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

More proof that WOMEN SUCK!

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

:D I am stealing this!