Phone Post:

[bertine]

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[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

You're mean!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

mnan?

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Wow, how do you do that transcribing thing?? Cos it sure sounds different to me... ;)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I think whoever transcribed it was there. i have no idea how to do it. LOL

i was going to change my name to diana prince (or price or something) the real name of wonder woman.

oh god, i am just remembering that they called someone last night on my phone.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

First time I heard it, it sounded like you said "Heidi Fleiss"

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

no, wonder woman!

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Who did they call? That can be so embarassing...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think i figured it out.

jenni told me he knew the anwser of what wonder woman's name was. hopefully he isn't pissed.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

yes... of course I understand the need to know such details when drunk is a matter of life or death ;)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i am not sure how we ended up calling him. i don't remmeber much

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

dude, did you really record that?? hahaha. ROCK ON.

i'm still DAMP from well... whatever the fuck that was.

i need sleep. that dude totally lied about liquor. I'M NOT DEAD!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i guess i did. i forgot a lot about last night.

i had these weird dreams about this guy too, bah!

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

wait - how did you get damp?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

NEVER MIND

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

did bertine do that thing with the ceiling fan and hermit crab that she was talking about all night?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

well, yeah, but we couldn't find a hermit crab. we borrowed hurley instead.

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

i wondered why bertine's initials were on his shell in red lipstick.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that is desert rose lipstick!

get it right!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i should say 'yet'. if i die tonight, i want you to burn the shit i didn't get a chance to tonight. it's all in a bag in my room. and send the fucking box back, the lying piece of shit.

thank you
good night

[bertine.livejournal.com]

10-4 good buddy.