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[bertine]

Holy fuck!!!

I wrote this today: http://bertine.org/bertine/index.php?entry=177

I had a condo meeting tonight where I learned that the people in the condo next to me is selling.

this is my dream. I already have sketched out my plans for what i will do (i did this long ago).

i willhave TWO bedrooms and TWO bathrooms and 1000 square feet of space.

now i must call a loan officer.

Also, i expect every one of you to help me move. :P

Comments

Re: (hiding potential excitement)

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

dude, i think she just called you fat.

Re: (hiding potential excitement)

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

She's my new wife.

She has that right.

Re: (hiding potential excitement)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

wait! i don't really believe in marriage. were you knocked up or was i really drunk?

Re: (hiding potential excitement)

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Rumor has it our marriage was an arranged one.

I guess the Hindus gave us a "special drink" and we were married. I don't remember it, but they have pictures.

Re: (hiding potential excitement)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, also long as you have proof.

i suppose this means you will get one of the bedrooms.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

THAT BITCH STOLE MY MAN????? we just got back together today!