kingdom of heaven

[bertine]

http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2005/May-06-Fri-2005/weekly/26430737.html

I know I'll go watch it but WTF?

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

orlando bloom (however femme-y) AND ed norton. the end.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ed norton as a leper king in a mask.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i'll know it's him under there.

his name is tyler durden.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

you'll have to tell me how it is, if it is good i'll see it and try not to throw thigns at the screen.

[phaedie.livejournal.com]

you two totally forgot liam neeson, or mebbe he's too old for you.
umm its cool i'll take him and you guys take the elf and the pyscho. :D

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

i still don't want to see the movie

Already seen it....

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately three things are so wrong with this movie:
1) the acting is terrible (see "acting for dummies chapter three: how to die on-screen)
2) their half hearted attempt not to stereo-type the muslims(arabs)didn't really work
3) It's really slow to get to the point..
but the cinematography is Ok and some parts of the movie are quite comical...

Re: Already seen it....

[bertine.livejournal.com]

how about 4) it is about the crusades?

Re: Already seen it....

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Yes it is loosely based on the crusades...although the "mapping" part is a bit inaccurate, listen close when they try to tell someone to get to jerusalem and think hard about your geography and think if they actually ever made it to where they were supposed to go.

Re: Already seen it....

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT SEEING IT.

seriously, i an defending my thesis on the crusades in two days. this movie will just PISS ME OFF>

Re: Already seen it....

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

best to wait for the DVD to come out if your going to start yelling at the screen

Re: Already seen it....

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think that is what i will do. LOL

i will see it though, how often do you get to see a movie about the crusades?

Re: Already seen it....

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Yep they seem to turn their backs on the great sword battles of the 1100's and spend time and money shooting films like the house of wax with paris hilton

I saw it!

[moorelock.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a pretty good movie. I mean the only holes I thought were present was how quickly the chick fell in love and banged Orlando, and how quickly the father and son bonded. There are great underlying tones of fate and faith and leaving your life to your faith in God, I really wasn't interested on whether or not the movie was historically correct.

I wouldn't say this movie is super duper, but I did like it a lot more than I liked Troy, which wasn't all that great, and I never even bothered to see that Alexander the Great movie.

Re: I saw it!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

sigh, i have to go see it, i guess i am not studying it anymore so i shouldn't be so uptight.