since lj is boring today

[bertine]

i made cookies for my co-workers today and i am a little freaked out on how much they liked them.

they are just cookies.

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

cookies are like the 2nd best thing to a blowjob.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, i don't think i have ever been thanked that much for a bj ever. so maybe i'll just start making guys cookies instead

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

um.... no comment.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

are you sure?

what if i combined them?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

as long as you're not the one eating the cookies, that could work.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, i am not actually that fond of cookies.

i bet they would get more compliments if they were still warm.

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

you're so on to something with this!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

they were all "these were HOMEMADE cookies, weren't they? not even from a tube of cookie dough"

um... of course.

[ludomancer.livejournal.com]

...Wow, the standards of American culinary arts these days.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

exactly. i mean, this was the recipe from the betty crocker book of my childhood, they weren't even "fancy" cookies.

[ludomancer.livejournal.com]

But this is coming from the culture that has "fancy catsup".
:D

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't get that, ketchup is just when you don't like the flavor of things.

then there are people like f_o_n_y that puts ketchup on everything. argh!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

not everything, just things that require ketchup. like almost everything.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i swear, if you could figure out a way to do it, you would include it into your protein bars. LOL.

i don't even own a bottle of ketchup

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i don't eat protein bars anymore. i'm all-natural. but i do eat it on my daily sammich.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

does "all-natural" mean food you can put ketchup on. :P

i can't even stand the smell of ketchup most days, i just don't get it.

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

you must be doing it wrong