Kindle Books

[bertine]

One of the free kindle books has this warning:

Warning, this title contains the following: multiple orgasms, spanking, misuse of kitchen utensils and sex with monsters.

Some of these books crack me up so much.

BTW, I am on Google+ and I have a circle where I post the free romance novels I find. This one is posted on there.

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

"The Dish That Ran Away With a Spoon."

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I am sure someone has written sexy nursery rhymes. That is disturbing.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Oh, Andrew "Dice" Clay covered that in the early 90's

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that worked out really well for him.

[gwangi.livejournal.com]

Wait, people can be offended by multiple orgasms?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I guess if each person has one orgasm it is okay but multiple ones makes it indecent.

[lisianthia.livejournal.com]

The movie "Young Adam" got an NC-17 rating because there is a scene where a man goes down on woman. Blowjobs will only get an 'R' rating.

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

At some point I think this really can't be called a "romance" novel anymore.

[all-hail-duke.livejournal.com]

these all sound like spoilers.

[eatsoylentgreen.livejournal.com]

if you see a snippet of something and it looks interesting, do you regularly pop for the 99 cents?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

No. I only really download the free books. Then if I like it I'll buy other books by that author.

[jonthedull.livejournal.com]

I sure hope none of the utensils is a mandoline slicer!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

!!!

[lisianthia.livejournal.com]

Do you need a Kindle or can you have the free books on a computer?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Nope, you can use your computer:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/ref=kcp_pc_mkt_lnd?docId=1000426311

I also read them on my touch. The best part is that the book page I am on syncs between my touch and kindle!

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

There's a Kindle app for just about everything. You can even get it on a Barnes and Noble Nook for extra Irony points.

[sharya.livejournal.com]

I found a free kindle book that was a Harlequin Nocturne Silhouette that I'm almost embarrassed to say I enjoyed :P

Been stealing my husband's new phone and using his Kindle App on it :P

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I read a lot of romances. They are light and a good stress release. You can get a lot for free on amazon, I am pretty sure my kindle has been paid for in free books already.

I love the kindle, I would recommend it, however the app on my touch is really good also. It is nice to have it to read when I am waiting for things.

[sharya.livejournal.com]

Ok, so here's the thing. So far, I have been LOVING reading on my hubby's phone, just because it can be comfortably held in one hand, and with minor finger stretching, I can even turn the pages with one hand!

Can I do that with a Kindle?

ETA: I should mention it's the Kindle app for Android.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

It is like holding a book. It is bigger than a phone but you done have to turn the page as much. Plus the battery lasts forever.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I added you to the kindle romance circle. This way you can download the free romances on your husbands phone (or on your computer).

[sharya.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank you!

[isitthegenes.livejournal.com]

Is this a Chuck Palahniuk book? Sounds like it's missing farm animlas and veiled references to homosexuality, though...

[tireg.livejournal.com]

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