Babies

[bertine]

I think the best birth control is living across the hall from a crying baby. She isn't so loud that I am annoyed but I am pretty grateful that I don't have to deal with her.

Comments

[slyefox.livejournal.com]

This kid is the essence of birth control...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Wait, is this the kid you guys were telling about? The one that was out of control?

OK, looking at the photos, that kid is out of control!

[lisianthia.livejournal.com]

I can feel my ovaries shriveling just looking at his photo.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

I didn't even meet the kid and I feel the same way.

[scorpi084.livejournal.com]

We had a kid in at work the other day, he was absolutely adorable, and I was just like OMG DO NOT WANT. His mom had to keep chasing him back to where she was sitting, and he was not pleased. Getting kitty snipped seemed to have curtailed her desire to run, but I'm quite sure that would be frowned on with human babies.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Plus by time they had issues that needed snipping they could talk back pretty well too. :P

[scorpi084.livejournal.com]

I figure that the MASSIVE FAIL that is my cat's behavior is all the proof I need that I do not need babies.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL. My cats are well behaved but the baby screaming (again) is making me happy (again) that I just have cats.