Converstation with my mom

[bertine]

Me: "...well I think he should combined the two upper units and then him and Clint (A good friend of Eric's) can be roommates and have room for a big screen TV. I think that would work out well."
Mom: "I have a weird question, is Clint gay?"
Me, Laughing: "No, Clint is not gay, he just likes to wear eyeliner and feel pretty."
Mom: "I just wondered because if Clint was gay than maybe Eric is gay, which would be ok but you know how mom's are the last to know."
Me: "Mom, none of your children are gay. They are just all very socially awkward"

Comments

[beg-jon13.livejournal.com]

This is the funniest and most uplifting thing I have read on the internet all day.

Also, where did Eric get the money and credit to buy a house in this market. I think of him as such a youngster sometimes.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Maybe Jens is gay. Your sister-in-law is actually a man.

[scotia-girl.livejournal.com]

i love your mom so much right now.