Singlehood

Oct. 6th, 2008 09:59 am
[personal profile] bertine
In my short list of things I don't like about being single I have another one:

5. Having no one to open jars for me. I broke my hand a long time ago and I have a weak grip with it. This is usually fine except I don't remember where I put the vice-grips and last night I had to knock on my neighbor's door to ask them if they could open my bottle.

Date: 2008-10-06 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avecvu.livejournal.com
Haven't you ever seen that episode of the Cosby Show where Sandra opens the jar of pickles for her mom, after both her dad and Elvin fail?

Hit the top of the jar against the counter a couple of times, it loosens the top. :)

Date: 2008-10-06 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
But then I would have had soda all over my kitchen!

Date: 2008-10-06 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avecvu.livejournal.com
But at least the bottle would have been open.

Date: 2008-10-06 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com
LOL. My cats would have licked up the mess. :P

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