Work Converstations

Me: Zach had a job interview today and he hasn't called to tell me how it went yet!
Dan: Maybe it went badly and he beat up the interviewer and now he is in jail.
Me: He posted an update on facebook with more detail about the job, I don't think they let you do that from jail.
Dan: Maybe he was so awesome at the job that they gave it to him and he rioted in the in street, tipped over his own car and now is in jail.