Reasons I need a new phone

Reasons I need a new phone:

1. My phone randomly doesn't ring
   
2. All the buttons have fallen off my phone which has lead me to:
   
   
   
   1. Hang up on people
      
   2. Not be able to text message
      
   3. Not be able to dial phone numbers
      
   4. Accidently text message my coworker "I love you"
      
   
   
3. My battery dies all the time
   
4. I want a better camera
   
5. I want a full keyboard
   

Oh, I forgot the most important one. It STOPPED LETTING ME CALL MY SISTER!!!!!

I think this means I am going phone shopping this weekend. I hate phone shopping.

Decluttering

( Take my stuff, please )

Same deal as always. Either you need to come get it or we can have the hand off while we are at the same event or I hand it off to someone that hands it off to you. I don't mind leaving it in my car until I see you again.