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[bertine]

FIRSTS
First memory: going to my grandparents house for christmas
First vacation: alexandria, my grandparents would rent a cabin up there for a week each year
First plane ride: minneapolis to london
First best friend: starr from across the alley
First kiss: in the line to gym class this boy in my class leaned over and kissed me. it aws like 4th grade.
First car: hoopty!
First screen name: Bertine
First record: no idea
First funeral: my great-grandma holmboe
First pet: a kitty name splotches
First piercing/tattoo: ears, no tattoos
First true love: true? i don't know. i have had a few "it just wasn't meant to be" loves
First enemy: the new wife of the guy i thought was my true love

LASTS
Last car ride: home from french meadow
Last good cry: a couple weeks ago when i spent the weekend tipsy
Last movie seen: the dukes of hazzard
Last beverage drank: sparkling berry water
Last food consumed: tomato soup and a chicken curry sandwhich at french meadow
Last phone call: to marketing
Last time showered: this morning
Last shoes worn: pink roos
Last CD played: the yeah, yeah yeahs. i am making everyone listen to them right now
Last item bought: diet coke at the store downstairs
Last annoyance: my hand, which is hurting right now
Last disappointment: in myself? this morning that i didn't work yesterday, in someone else? that they were married, in something? my highlighter didn't shut right and it is dried out.
Last time wanting to die: a couple years ago
Last time scolded: um, i am sure it was my mom about something i didn't do.
Last shirt worn: lime green polo
Last website visited: livejournal or the one i am working on
Last words you said: 'i am not sure when i will get this done, but i'll get it done before i go home'

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

We could start a bertine fanclub and community.

Maybe print up a Bertinezine.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Yeah and have Bertine sightings and she can post sound bites just for her fans ('ala Mariah Carey)
Although the name bertinezine sounds like a prescription drug..we'll have to come up with a better name

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Bertinezine is a happy drug!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

but has side effects including: Obsessiveness

[bertine.livejournal.com]

HEY!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

hee hee ..... what did you want me to say "side effects include: mood swings, cuteness and indecisiveness

[bertine.livejournal.com]

wow, i guess those parts of my personality are more noticable than i thought. i am not cute, you know. i am boring, i think.

my sister compares me to the mayor in the nightmare before christmas but it is usually when i don't get enough to eat. then i go eat something and i am fine.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

1) you are too cute
2) sounds like diabetes, or worms..or diabetic worms

[bertine.livejournal.com]

1) <3
2) nah, i just don't always remember to eat.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

could be that altzheimers kickin in...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

that totally runs in my family!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

yeah but they don't know that