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[bertine]

FIRSTS
First memory: going to my grandparents house for christmas
First vacation: alexandria, my grandparents would rent a cabin up there for a week each year
First plane ride: minneapolis to london
First best friend: starr from across the alley
First kiss: in the line to gym class this boy in my class leaned over and kissed me. it aws like 4th grade.
First car: hoopty!
First screen name: Bertine
First record: no idea
First funeral: my great-grandma holmboe
First pet: a kitty name splotches
First piercing/tattoo: ears, no tattoos
First true love: true? i don't know. i have had a few "it just wasn't meant to be" loves
First enemy: the new wife of the guy i thought was my true love

LASTS
Last car ride: home from french meadow
Last good cry: a couple weeks ago when i spent the weekend tipsy
Last movie seen: the dukes of hazzard
Last beverage drank: sparkling berry water
Last food consumed: tomato soup and a chicken curry sandwhich at french meadow
Last phone call: to marketing
Last time showered: this morning
Last shoes worn: pink roos
Last CD played: the yeah, yeah yeahs. i am making everyone listen to them right now
Last item bought: diet coke at the store downstairs
Last annoyance: my hand, which is hurting right now
Last disappointment: in myself? this morning that i didn't work yesterday, in someone else? that they were married, in something? my highlighter didn't shut right and it is dried out.
Last time wanting to die: a couple years ago
Last time scolded: um, i am sure it was my mom about something i didn't do.
Last shirt worn: lime green polo
Last website visited: livejournal or the one i am working on
Last words you said: 'i am not sure when i will get this done, but i'll get it done before i go home'

Comments

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I hear ya! I have friends all over, and I'm probably never going to meet most of them.

But I have been to Minnie, and it is my kind of town.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

<3

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

Never been....not yet at least, go to fon-du-lac, Wi. alot for work though so maybe I'll take a efw days and check it out...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you do?

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

unfortunately yes...about once every 45 days or so I have meetings in great places like fon-du-lac or Acton, Mass or Foothills Ranch, Ca.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

exciting.

it has to be great to have to fly so far so often!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

not really....the only perks are free peanuts and new movies...other than that my life expectancy decreases with every flight (the odds of a plane crash are like 1 in a billion and the more I fly the closer I get to the magic number)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i was being sarastic. it doesn't work on the web well, does it?

at least you get frequient flyer miles. you can go to more fun places!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit thick so you have to atually alert me to sarcasm...:)
I would go to fun places if I ever got to take vacation..:) I give them away as christmas presents

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you give them away!!!

but you should go somewhere fun!!! i love travelling!

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

I do travel to fun places , Fon Du Lac has the best rollerdisco spot in the midwest: "The Spectrum" they even have a Roller Wedding package, if by some weird chance I meet the blind girl with a learning diability that wouldn't knwo any better not to marry me, that's where I'm gonna have my reception....

[bertine.livejournal.com]

DORK


i mean, roller weddings are the bomb.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

heck yeah, stictly a no bottles on the dancefloor kind of place though, so it's PBR and wine coolers in the can only

[bertine.livejournal.com]

awesome to the max.

do they have a blacklight? cause i would go for that.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

um yeah duh! like I'm so sure, what roller disco doesn't have a black light, $.50 cglow in the dark comdoms and a pretzel/hot dog on a stick vendor...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i have never tried a glow in the dark condom, it might be fun.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

I'd suppose it's much like a strobe light

[bertine.livejournal.com]

see, roller rink it is!