skillz

[bertine]

i have mad rationalization skills and they come in handy as long as i make sure i don't use them for evil.

or if i do use them for evil, that i rationalize my way back to good asap.

Comments

off-topic

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

how the hell do you stand driving through all the construction out here in maplewoodburyvilletown? just going for coffee over lunch is a 10-hour ordeal.

On-topic

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't take 35E to 94 anymore. I jump on 494 and miss all that junk when I exit onto 94 just before Radio Drive.

I tried doing 35E to 94 one day and shot myself with a crossbow.

topical

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

radio drive is what sucks!! ok, i guess the fact that 94 between 35e and 494 is one lane half the time is a problem. but still.

is it safe to shoot oneself with a crossbow and drive? doesn't that take two hands?

Re: topical

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Radio Drive has been pretty good the last few weeks. Maybe it's because I don't drive past it until about 6:30 or so every night.

doesn't that take two hands?

I drove with my knees.

is it safe to shoot oneself with a crossbow and drive?

It wasn't loaded.

SCORE.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i now have all the information i need to stalk you.

I'M NO FOOL!!

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

You are assuming that I wasn't aware of your motives. THIS IS CHESS!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

I'M JUST TRYING TO GET MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!! THE MONEY YOU STOLE FROM ME AND OUR 14 HUNGRY CHILDREN!!!

or was it 15? i can never remember.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

According to The Steve, it's 27.

Or 26 if Q-bert is indeed the dog.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

q-bert's the dog, but he eats enough to count as 4 kids. so make it an even 30.

Re: On-topic

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

try living in a country that has only one freeway. it runs the length of the entire country and services 1 million people in the only big city and only has three lanes at it's widest (plus they drive on the wrong f'ing side)