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[bertine]

I miss f_o_n_y. it is funny, she was gone for two weeks just a while back and I didn't really noticed she was gone, now she is gone for four days and I NEED TO TALK TO HER.

Jenni always takes vacations when I need her!

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[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you completely vanished when she was in Hawaii.

Aw. You can talk to me if you want. I can even imitate Jenni. I have a dick, see?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it is cause jenni gets me to play while i am at work. she is good that way.

however, i am not in a work mood right now. :\

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Me, neither. But then, I am not at work. It's a Canadian holiday. Ha!

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

But I am hungry. Alas, I am down to one egg. Boo!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

what are you making with eggs?

i like omlets.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

sigh. well, in a month i'll have a monday off. :P

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I like them too, and have the food porn to prove it.

Around these here parts, we spells them omelettes. But I need two eggs, or it won't deserve those extra letters.

Maybe I'll just make a fried egg sandwich.

[short-angry.livejournal.com]

Day 2 without the cock (Aka Jenni)

Hey!!! We could do a count down.

Go ahead . . . talk to us . . . you can pretend that sacramentalist and I have orane hair and pierced nipples. (I just realized it is entirley possible our canadian friend does have orange hair and pierced nipples.)

[short-angry.livejournal.com]

that is the one problem I have with Ms. Bertine, I ALWAYS get hungry when I see her icon. ALWAYS.

Damn food porn!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

haven't you ever noticed i can't spell. :P it is amazing for someone that spends most of her life on the internet. oh well.

i don't like fried egg sandwiches. i really want an ommellettte now. i should have that for dinner.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't think he has orange hair or pierced nipples.

anyways, you have put your two cents in on this, just don't mention it cause this is a non-protected entry.

i am now getting advice from samn. god help me.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

oh! i want fat noodles! i should go THERE for dinner tonight.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

If this is about your similar thing to my thing, then do what I did the other night!

Did that make any sense??

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, that makes total sense and that is pretty much what samn said.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Do it do it do it!!!

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Ooh what is that with the omelette and leaves? Potato? You look like a good chef....

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL, dorks, you both are dorks.

anyways, what if i am wrong?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Yep. It's roasted potato with italian seasoning.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

If you're anything like me, you're always wrong... but hell wrong can turn out oh so right!!

Just DO IT ;)

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Cook for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Getting back to the t-shirt slogans. Perhaps I should put "I CAN COOK!" on a shirt.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Oh. And thanks.

I get inspired sometimes, but I tend to open the cans of pork&beans, just like everyone else.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

no, i meant what if i am reading the situation wrong?

i am sure i am. WHERE IS JENNI SHE STRAIGHTENS THIS ALL OUT FOR ME. lol

ok, mostly she just listens to me rant and i figure it out

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Be careful, I read that as "I CAN COCK"

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

I don't think you are. These creatures are mainly similar, I am willing to bet hard cash I know where this will all end up.....

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

So by that logic, my apron just says "Kiss the COOK?" Suddenly cooking for someone has become less interesting.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

true, you are more cynical than i am.

i emailed you.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

sounds serious, try the magic 8-Ball, it's usually fairly accurate

[bertine.livejournal.com]

yeah, i am sure it is

[verbalkint900.livejournal.com]

she says i am the hot one. :D

[bertine.livejournal.com]

she has a little crush on you. :P

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

wait, what?