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[bertine]

Holy fuck!!!

I wrote this today: http://bertine.org/bertine/index.php?entry=177

I had a condo meeting tonight where I learned that the people in the condo next to me is selling.

this is my dream. I already have sketched out my plans for what i will do (i did this long ago).

i willhave TWO bedrooms and TWO bathrooms and 1000 square feet of space.

now i must call a loan officer.

Also, i expect every one of you to help me move. :P

Comments

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ok, cool, sometimes i realize that i am just reacting weird because i think people are treating me different cause i am a girl. sigh.

anyways, i want to be forgiving cause i want use of that sawz-all. though maybe my dad will get me one? hmm...

[phoenixredux.livejournal.com]

They're really not that expensive. Certainly, it's a worthwhile investment. It's handy for so many things besides your remodel project - where it would pay for itself. I found it particularly useful one year at Thanksgiving, when my ex-Mother-in-law would make the DRYEST turkey on the planet. We used to cut off strips and stir it in our water glass to re-hydrate it. We threatened to carve it with the sawz-all. Lucky thing she had an electric knife, which is really just the same thing in a slightly smaller format.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i wonder if my electric knife would work instead?

i just set up the appointment to sign the purcahse agreement.

OMG!

[phoenixredux.livejournal.com]

Not really. Get a Sawzall. :)

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i think i will. i bet my dad would buy me one because it sucked the last 5 or 6 times we knocked things down.

[phoenixredux.livejournal.com]

They're so much fun to use, I can't believe you didn't have one already! It's so raw and powerful it's almost sexual. It's just this huge, quivering, vibrating thing that can rip apart your home and destroy your car and send debris flying through the air at warp speed... Actually, I knew someone kinda like that once. Except at the end of the day, you can stuff the Sawzall into a box and put it back on a shelf.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

so, i was talking to my dad and mentioned somethign about buying a sawzall and he was "what, do you think i don't already have one?".

so i guess he already has one. LOL

[phoenixredux.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

Now, just promise me that you will wear safety glasses. It'll be so much harder for you to participate in friday_foto if you're blinded by flying chunks of debris.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL, i will. those things scare me.

2 months and a week and i'll be owning it!!! wooooO!!!