funny

[bertine]

all of a sudden i got the feeling when you haven't been on task while at work. nothing too weird about that until i realized that i was actually working, i was just enjoying it so much it didn't feel like work.

my cleavage is peeling. it is sort of distracting.

Comments

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i bet the cleavage-peeling is even more distracting to your coworkers.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

maybe. i think i am handling it more than usual too

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

do you USUALLY handle your cleavage at work?

[bertine.livejournal.com]

well, no.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Her flesh wouldn't peel if she put some lotion on it.

Just sayin'

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i put lotion on it!

aloe, tons of it! i am just really sunburnt.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i bet one of the coworkers would offer to help! or they could make it a team effort.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you are such a dork.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

all i do is speak the truth, homie.

[sand-in-my-soap.livejournal.com]

She puts the lotion on her skin, or else she gets the hose again...

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I am constantly reminded that I live in the wrong place.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

how can you say such a thing about canadia?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I suppose someone out of these 30 Million people, is a woman suffering from peeling boobs.

I just have to find her...

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i know!! i'll send homie up to you. that way everybody wins.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i am scared of canadia

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

steve will show you around!

OR ELSE.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

um....

you don't really scare me. :P

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i was actually threatening him.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Now I'm not going to get any sleep, because I'll be considering the what "OR ELSE" entails. Eep!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

VERY VERY MEAN COMMENTS ON LJ!!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!

man, i love the interweb.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'm scared of Amacrians

[bertine.livejournal.com]

as you should be. they scare me too.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'm wary of your mid-west types. Florida and California are clearly insane. But the mid-west passes itself off as reasonable. That's the trap!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i know! they trick even other mid-westerners

[woodoo24.livejournal.com]

dude I'm distracted now and I'm not even on the same continent! Thanks alot...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you have a thing for peeling skin?

LOL

so, where should i meet this guy for the first time tomorrow?

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

where did you meet this boy!! whats he do for a living!! how much money does he have in the bank?!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

online, he is a software engineer (the really hardcore geek kind) and i didn't ask.

any other questions?

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Okay. Now *I* am distracted. Thanks.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

lol

if my camera wasn't broken i would take a picture for you all.

then you would REALLY be distracted.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

alas it is broken and so it is wasted on me. LOLOLOLOL

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight...

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

thinking about my peeling flesh?

[chelejean.livejournal.com]

i think "peeling clevage" would be an excellent band name.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it would be!

it also hurts like you wouldn't believe.

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

:P

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

well ya know bein you're like a sister or something i can't really go 'mmmmmmmmm boobs'

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOL

yeah, that would have been creepier. :P

[-odium-.livejournal.com]

exactly!!