Dating Sites

[bertine]

I think this is the best one yet:

http://www.zombieharmony.com/

Comments

[damncutekitty.livejournal.com]

That rules!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

Are you a slow-moving or fast-moving zombie?

[lonely-doll.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'll have to double check the rules with James, but I'm pretty sure that it ain't cheatin' if it's with a zombie!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

They aren't alive so I would have to agree!

[damncutekitty.livejournal.com]

Today I feel very much like a slow-moving zombie thanks to Cardio Kick class. ow....

[damncutekitty.livejournal.com]

Wait...but vampires are NOT alive. And I think that would DEFINITELY be cheating.

[slyefox.livejournal.com]

Real Dolls aren't alive either. o_0

[sithlet.livejournal.com]

HAH!

[lisianthia.livejournal.com]

It's not cheating to fuck a doll.

[joeylemur.livejournal.com]

But it is a bit creepy and disturbing. The concept, that is.

[lonely-doll.livejournal.com]

Rats. :-(

Um, not that I would, of course!

[sterlingphoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh you and your zombies! Next thing it'll be a PIRATE DATING SITE!