today so far

my cat set her tail on fire, i was able to blow it out and get her in the sink fast enough so she suffered no damage more than a funky haircut and a little shock from the water (she didn't seem to mind the fire at all, if she even noticed). I guess I am not going to use candles for awhile.

my phone's battery was loose so i couldn't make any calls. i had to drive to work on the worst road, was late to everything but couldn't tell anyone cause of the dead phone.

and i fell on my ass going down the back stairs of the building. this happens at least 3 times a year so i only have two left to go.

sigh