today

[bertine]

i hate all men.

ALL OF THEM

of course this might have to do with the fact that i am sick and i hate almost all people but i work with only men.

sigh.

Comments

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

Why is everyone getting sick??
You need another holiday. And some nice weather. And some sex!!!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

i don't know why but all of those would be nice.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Good thing my gender reassignment is almost complete.

A few more shots of estrogen and the insertion of a vaginal canal and I'm all woman.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

good, then i don't hate you. though i do love dick

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Well, I have mine in a jar above the mantel. You can have it now that I won't be needing it any longer.

Don't you just love Gap's fashion lineup for the summer? I'm all, oh mah GAWD!

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

can you get that on ebay?

[soyouthink.livejournal.com]

what? a vaginal canal?

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I'm just buying a Pocket Pu**y from Sexx World and having them sew that in.

Though I suppose ebay has them as well.

[watashi-no-desu.livejournal.com]

The added advantage of getting one from ebay is that it has been "tried and tested"

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

I don't want mine to be all stretched out and worn; I want to feel like a virgin again.

Leather lips = not attractive to the type of men I'm going to get.

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

yeah, i think you're probably correct in going with one you know to be unused.

[huckfinn.livejournal.com]

Some things you can't skimp on. I'd never buy a dress on sale, so why try to save a few bucks on my intimate parts?

[muskox.livejournal.com]

Hey!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

it has just been one of those weeks.

[verbalkint900.livejournal.com]

except me, obviously, because i am fucking seandave! :D

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

oh hey, you're the hot one. helloooooo.

[verbalkint900.livejournal.com]

am i?

[f-o-n-y.livejournal.com]

i've heard rumors.

[verbalkint900.livejournal.com]

then it must be true!

[bertine.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

[bertine.livejournal.com]

you are in a class of your own.

[short-angry.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't hate lego guys. I don't think I could handle that.

I SO Missed out on the carnage last weekend!!! To see you and Jenni drunk would have been a blast. And, probably a kick in the nuts.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

nah, i am over hating guys, i added you to my friends list so you can now read all about my life. exciting. it does help explain this post more. LOL

yeah, last weekend was fun. i am a little weird when drunk and i think i should avoid it for awhile. esp tonight at happy hour.

[short-angry.livejournal.com]

A little wierd when drunk is not a bad thing. Is at least entertaining. Happy Hour is the best time to drink. Another good time to drink it when its an o'clock. 1, 2, 3 . . . No, I am not an alcoholic.

I added you back . . although I am much better at smart ass remarks to other peoples posts them I am at making my own posts.

[bertine.livejournal.com]

nah, read the "I AM SO EVIL" post comments and you will see why i can't get drunk at a work happy hour.

that is also the reason i hated men. well, part of the reason.

awesome. i always need feedback on everything so i make a lot of posts. LOL